Church Noticeboard - Easter

I really hope that this is a spoof but I have to say that having passed a church with a sign inviting people to their 'Eater Celebration' (you know who you are!) I have to assume that is perhaps a disaster waiting to happen if it hasn't for real.

When I first saw it, the OCD section of my being yelled, 'Where's the question mark?'

But hey ho - I know I'm sad (thinking of carrying Tippex and black Sharpie for apostrophe watch duties ;-)

Anyway - enjoy (if that's the right expression here):

Pax