Christian One-Liners

I've been looking at one-liners that have been used in services, sermons and wayside pulpits. Here's ten that I rather like (more welcome):

1. Give God what's right - not what's left.

2. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

3. Being 'almost saved' is to be totally lost.

4. Those who kneel before God can stand anywhere.

5. God grades on the cross, not the curve.

6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a full-stop.

7. Let God's love carry you into church before six strong-men do the job.

8. Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

9. Caution - Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

10. Many desire to serve God - in an advisory
position!