Made me laugh - Horses

The Horse burger stories that have abounded today have left me chuckling and groaning in equal measure but eher's two that have got me rocking:

 Tesco's diet burgers
Low in fat - Surprisingly high in shergar.

Caption Contest - 1001 uses for a horse?

Horses seem to be very much in the news today and so I thought I'd give you all a chance to create some captions and engage in a little horseplay (did you see what I did there?):

Enjoy ;-)