Language abuse par excellence

Taking a couple of the children to their piano lesson we ended up listening to the radio and one of the presenters (announcers, musicianists, summerisers, autumnisers ???) told us that tomorrow was going to be a great day as Amy Winehouse's record company were releasing a new record she'd made, "Post Humus-ly".

Wondered whether it might have been made pre-Tzatziki-ly?

Changed channel, despairing for the English Language, only to be told that a gig being held in Birmingham promised to be the 'funnest' event in town!

Is it any wonder the kids I meet find the English Language so extremely hard to use?

Aaaaargh!