Saturday 28 August 2010

Helps for drivers - No. 2

Headgear (cont'd)

Another indicator of potentially naff driving is the wearing of that ubiquitous 'chav wear', the baseball cap.

Often associated with straight through exhausts (loadsa noise, poor performance), flashy wheels and body styling (and speakers that make your ears thump), this species drives too fast, fails to judge relative speeds and probably is adorned with individualistic tattoos (just like ALL of his mates).

Quite a common breed indeed - five extra points if the girlfriend's name is Kylie!

1 comment:

UKViewer said...

I know a Vicar who wears a baseball cap. No tattoo's though.

And his wife is not name Kylie.

He does drive reasonably fast, but with care. And is polite to those who infringe.

I wonder if the perception of a Vicar includes a baseball cap?