Wednesday 20 April 2011

Harold 'Camping' Equipment

Worried about not making it when May 21st Comes?

Why not turn to Harold's new approved means of assistance with an ejector seat?

Tried and tested and guaranteed to get you up there past the other believers and in the running for eternity with Him! Don't just sing 'nearer my God to Thee', buy one of these babies and it's assured!

Don't just take our word for it, ask Harold when he comes back down to earth from his trial run:


Buy yours now before they start going up!

5 comments:

Revsimmy said...

Meant to ask, Vic, how come this Harold Camping guy is such a big deal with you? I hadn't ever heard of him until a few weeks ago when you started blogging about him, and I haven't seen him mentioned anywhere else. Do you know any of his fans, by any chance?

Vic Van Den Bergh said...

Bit of an in joke I guess.

Have a few people who have the '21st May' sticker on their bumpers and are convinced that this is it! I'm trying to get them to give me all their money and stuff as they're not going to need it, but no joy :)

Coming to a close now, the main protagonist is beginning to realise they're on a loser with regard to me.

V

Anonymous said...

This guy is a fruitcake who will soon be eating his words (what an interesting choice of metaphors!!). Why bother giving him any more publicity?

Ray Barnes said...

On the contrary please do give him as much of an 'airing' as you can. That way, on 22nd May all his followers will shut up (at least till the next prophet of doom shows up) and we can all go on living our lives until someone else entirely makes the decision for us.

Vic Van Den Bergh said...

I am enjoying playing with HC and his followers though, especially as they are so very serious (and sure they're off)!

Part of my thinking is to get some of those who support him to dialogue and part is to raise awareness of the humourous kind (I have read some awful condemnations and some terrible utterances when just laughing and saying 'Oh well!' is enough).

Thanks for your comments,

V