Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Weird & Wacky Christmas Stuff - 7

Who said Christians don't have balls?

Visit here to see a range of Christian golf balls.

This is my favourite (for there are many verses available):


'Free me from the trap that is set for me, for you are my refuge' Psalm 31:4

The ultimate gift for the busy minister who likes to play a round (I guess they could call it evangelism?

Hey Ho(le in one)

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Weird & Wacky Christmas Stuff - 6

Ducktivity - one of those 'must have' Christmas items.

Not sure why, but the top of my Apple Computer has a row of ducks along the top. Now I don't know why this started and I'm not sure who started it, but there they are!

Already ordered my set of these, suitably decorated, ducks.


Pax

Monday, 5 December 2011

'H' - the defining Christian sin!

Yes, I've come to the conclusion that the 'H Word' is indeed the worst, perhaps being THE defining, Christian sin that there is!

It is to be found at the root of schism and self-serving thinking.

It is the reason that there is so much grief in the Church.

It is the principle reason that the world judges the Church badly.

It is something that we need to deal with NOW, decisively and at all levels (beginning with me and you - we can deal with the others later!).

I am surrounded with various theologies and am faced with so much sound evangelical teaching on sexual issues and just as much more, but in an opposite direction, from our liberal-minded brethren (and sistren too!). So what are we going to to with the 'H Word'? How are we going to legislate such that those who embrace it are forced to recant of are expelled from our congregations because of their thinking and the resultant actions?

Yes indeedy folks, it is time to make a stand. So let's decide that we are going to stamp out 'Hardheartedness' in our own life, the life of our church and across the whole Church once and for all.

And then we can start with the world hoping that they will like what they see and rush to emulate us!

Pax

Weird & Wacky Christmas Stuff - 5

Time to get a bit ecumenical with the presents on offer and so we turn to Bennie and a 'must have' (or perhaps not) toy for the aspiring Jesuit (with a bit of slight amendment, "Give me to a Child before they are Seven . . .")!


A little bit classier than the Williams and Sentamu offerings though!

Happy Monday people

Sunday, 4 December 2011

Weird & Wacky Christmas Stuff - 4

Today brings a gift that is destined to combine faith, hope and love with the potential for clip around the ear or hard tack rations for a month when your beloved opens this on Christmas Morn':


Apparently there's the 'bread and fish' diet and for the real fatties out there the surefire desert diet. Forty days (and nights) of nothing and then you are ministered to by an Angel (Delight).

Buy your loved one this and you can do a Luther during 2012 (diet of worms)!

Mmmmmm

Butterscotch!

Saturday, 3 December 2011

Weird and Wacky Christmas Stuff - 3

We can't let Santa Hog all the Christmas attention now can we?


Perhaps it's time to start a Christmas chapter?

Friday, 2 December 2011

Weird and Wacky Christmas Stuff - 2

Christmas - Jesus or Santa?

Why not have both, after all Santa was around long before Jesus came and took the festival over (wasn't he?)

Don't waste time, get yours today and make everyone happy this Argostide?


Pax

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Weird and Wacky Christmas Stuff

After last year's cards I thought I'd try and add one 'mustn't have' Christmas item each day:

So here on the first of the month is the ultimate tree-topper, none other than the Lord Himself.


Rush to buy one for that really 'special' person here