I'm sure it's right this time!
Make a list of all the Christians you don't really like and pray (really hard) that you get 'Taken Up' and they get 'Left Behind'.
Then
Make a list of the people you would really like to see raptured and pray (even harder) that they are taken up next week. If you're struggling, here's a few suggestions which might help:
1. Richard Dorkins,
2. Ed Milliband,
3. Stephen Hawking,
4. Wayne Rooney (sorry God!),
5. England Rugby Team (all of them),
6. Christopher Hitchens,
7. Dan Barker,
8. Ken Ham (He couldn't do any more damage to 'scientific' Christians then!)
Feel free to add your own!
Happy Thursday - off to do harvest assembly, Chaplains' Day and College thingywotsit!
1 comment:
I think some of your prejudices might just be showing Vic.
Thanks for a good laugh.
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