Made tea come out of my nose!

Yes, someone's managed to get tea to do a full circuit as a opened the image below whilst drinking tea!

One of the best gaffes I've seen for ages (how I hope it's real):

Enjoy:

Bestest ever Blonde Joke I've ever heard

Perhaps it was because:

i. I've never heard it before, and

ii. I didn't second guess it either.

Enjoy - I did:

A blonde was getting her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones.

The hairdresser asked her to take them off, but she protested that she would die without them.

The hairdresser sighed, and started cutting the hair around the headphones.

Soon, the blonde fell asleep, and the hairdresser removed the headphones.

A few minutes later, the blonde collapsed, dead on the floor.

Alarmed, the hairdresser put the headphones to her ear and heard,

"Breathe in. Breathe out."