Wednesday, 16 January 2013

Caption Contest - 1001 uses for a horse?

Horses seem to be very much in the news today and so I thought I'd give you all a chance to create some captions and engage in a little horseplay (did you see what I did there?):
Enjoy ;-)

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

The new burger range having been approved was definitely under starter's orders.

Anonymous said...

Shock news

Tesco own brand value hamburgers have been found to have traces of real MEAT in them.

Vic Van Den Bergh said...

Been to see the GP and he's says that even though I've eaten horse burger not only is there no damage but I'm in a stable condition. In fact he said that eating one every other day and cutting out the salt could form part of what would be a really stable diet

Peter Draper said...

I'm beginning to bridle at these flippant comments. We've been saddled with the supermarkets riding roughshod over food hygiene laws for long enough. It's time we all got a cob on and galloped down to Tescos to protest.

Rev Trev said...

Goodness me, how terrible.

Whatever will they find next?

My Lidl pony?

Simon said...

Tesco's diet burgers:

Low in fat

Surprisingly high in shergar.

Anonymous said...

Are these horse jokes going on furlong?

The Underground Pewster said...

Neigh, neigh, say it ain't so!

Anonymous said...

If you're impressed by the horse burgers then you should really try the meatballs:

They're the dogs bollocks!!