The thoughts, reflections and musings of an average Church of England Priest
Wednesday, 16 January 2013
Caption Contest - 1001 uses for a horse?
Horses seem to be very much in the news today and so I thought I'd give you all a chance to create some captions and engage in a little horseplay (did you see what I did there?):
Enjoy ;-)
9 comments:
Anonymous
said...
The new burger range having been approved was definitely under starter's orders.
Been to see the GP and he's says that even though I've eaten horse burger not only is there no damage but I'm in a stable condition. In fact he said that eating one every other day and cutting out the salt could form part of what would be a really stable diet
I'm beginning to bridle at these flippant comments. We've been saddled with the supermarkets riding roughshod over food hygiene laws for long enough. It's time we all got a cob on and galloped down to Tescos to protest.
9 comments:
The new burger range having been approved was definitely under starter's orders.
Shock news
Tesco own brand value hamburgers have been found to have traces of real MEAT in them.
Been to see the GP and he's says that even though I've eaten horse burger not only is there no damage but I'm in a stable condition. In fact he said that eating one every other day and cutting out the salt could form part of what would be a really stable diet
I'm beginning to bridle at these flippant comments. We've been saddled with the supermarkets riding roughshod over food hygiene laws for long enough. It's time we all got a cob on and galloped down to Tescos to protest.
Goodness me, how terrible.
Whatever will they find next?
My Lidl pony?
Tesco's diet burgers:
Low in fat
Surprisingly high in shergar.
Are these horse jokes going on furlong?
Neigh, neigh, say it ain't so!
If you're impressed by the horse burgers then you should really try the meatballs:
They're the dogs bollocks!!
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