Caption Contest: Football management - all at sea?

I'm intrigued by what people will make of this image:

And after last night's game perhaps he and Wenger could row the boat together?

So, over to you - captions please . . .

Caption Contest: Christmas Lunch sorted?

I did a funeral earlier this year and the family thought I was a bit naive when I said what an odd name 'cooking fat' was for their cat. But who has the last laugh now?

Looking forward to examples of your wit and ingenuity as Christmas starts to look like it's going to happen again:

Caption Contest: Oooh look at you in your brand new dress!

Well, that's you starter for ten out of the way.

There are many of you sending me mails or asking, when we meet, the question: 'When are we having another caption contest?' Well the answer is, 'Now!'

You may turn over your papers :-)

There will, of course, be a (yet to be determined) prize for the best :-)

Caption Contest: Snail's Pace

Saw this and it made me smile, and wonder what the animal was on too, and as I did I thought, now this is one for the clever people who like coming up with smart explanations :

Caption Contest - Magic Spray

We've seen Santi Cazorla sprayed, whatever next with the magic spray being used by the referees in the premier League? Here's a 'could happen?' moment for you to engage your humour with:

Caption Contest - Out for a Sunday drive!

And then it all went just a little bit wrong!

So here's an opportunity to make others smile as you astound them with your great and ready wit:

You may turn over your papers

Caption contest - It's Gorn West!

 so here we are again with another caption contest and this time it's 'gorn West'  to give you a chance to show off your wit, perspicacity and general all-round cleverness:

You may turn over your papers

Caption Contest - Rises like a Phoenix

Here's an image that brought many thoughts crowding in and provides a wonderful vehicle for those many clever minds out there:

Caption Contest - You tell me!

After the last (most excellent) caption contest, here's a little something for the weekend:

Of you go then - be clever . . . 

Caption Contest - On the right tracks?

Saw this and after I'd stopped smiling I thought to myself, 'What a great caption contest image.'

So here we are - start the week with a smile and display your wit for all to see:

Caption Contest - Back by popular demand

I've said 'Sorry' and now need to make amends - you have a week to share and get the best caption for this one:

Caption Contest and 'Made Me Laugh' in one

With all the stress over the flooding at the moment I have to say this made me laugh and got me thinking of a suitable caption to go with it.

So my starter has to be:

' Keep looking, Phillip has to surface again somewhere!'

Caption Contest - Dec 21

This is such a stunningly good image (posted by a friend) that I had to post it - and then thought, 'I wonder what others will make of it?'

Made me smile

Caption Contest - Friday the Thirteenth

Here's one to get the grey cells buzzing (I hope)!

If the mitre fits .....

Caption Contest (no.2)

Here's an image to ponder and get the grey cells moving on.

Still letting the other run but promised that I'd do a weekly Monday contest spot - so here it is:

 

Go on - you know you have something to say about it!

Caption Contest - Back by popular demand

A few people have grabbed me and asked, 'What happened to the caption contest?'

Now, obviously, being one of those people who bends to public pressure I have decided to capitulate and so here we are:

 The first in a new series of photographs for you to exercise your grey matter over!

I look forward to being made to laugh and 'Yes' there will be a prize for the best effort

Caption Contest - 33 (Benedict & Rowan)

So here at St Francis of Assisi (CofE) Church we rejoice in finding our patron saint has found himself the focus of the new papal reign (well - many have said, "Isn't it nice?') and as both Justin and Francis set out on their journeys, here's an opportunity for you bright people to have a go at putting words into their mouths in the form of yet another caption contest.

And the prize (A Fresh Expressions - Making a Difference DVD).

Enjoy:

Caption Contest - the Welby Edition

As suggested by one of my colleagues - here it is, the Welby connection 'Caption Contest', so come on you clever people, get creating:

A new dawn and a new episode of 'Church of England's Got talent?' 

Happy Tuesday

Caption Contest - Ball(boy) Hazard

Topical and fun - an opportunity to you bright people out there to come up with something to make us smile.

Here's a starter:

Benitez (to Eden Hazard): "No what I said was 'get out there and kick that ball boy, we desperately need a goal!' "

Caption Contest - 1001 uses for a horse?

Horses seem to be very much in the news today and so I thought I'd give you all a chance to create some captions and engage in a little horseplay (did you see what I did there?):

Enjoy ;-)