Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Caption Contest - the Welby Edition

As suggested by one of my colleagues - here it is, the Welby connection 'Caption Contest', so come on you clever people, get creating:


A new dawn and a new episode of 'Church of England's Got talent?' 

Happy Tuesday

14 comments:

Rev Trev said...

Chartres to Sentamu:

"I thought you were supposed to invite him!"

David Keen said...

Sentamu: "no, lets go over this again, when the music stops you're supposed to sit down. Anyone would think nobody wanted this job."

The Underground Pewster said...

"What do you want me to tell Welby?" Sentamu asked the empty chair. "I can't tell him to do that to himself ... you're getting as bad as Rowan ... of course we all know Rowan is the intellect of the Anglican Communion. Kind of a grin with a body behind it ..."

Apologies to Clint Eastwood

Rob Crompton said...

Are you sure that was the right script? Send him away like that and tell him to get on with it?

Ray Barnes said...

"All together now.....oops, sorry thought I was in Rome"

Anonymous said...

"Well," said the Chancellor, "Somebody has farted and no one is going home until they own up."

Bob said...

On three


A one


A two


A threeee

Anonymous said...

Ready or not, we're coming!!!

Theist said...

Wot, no women ?

Anonymous said...

When did you last see your archbishop?

Anonymous said...

He was there a minute ago, honest!

RevSteveW said...

The last supper re-enactment society realise someone is missing

Nik the Vic said...

Bugger (thought Sentamu),

I bet I'm going to get stiffed with the bill again!

Anonymous said...

For those who don't know how they elect a new archbishop this is what happens:

A. The send the candidate out of the room

B. One of those left in the room takes a sweetie and hides it in their hands.

C. Everyone else holds their hands together as if they have the sweetie too.

D. The candidate comes back in and has to, by the inspiration of the Holy Spirit, guess which person has the sweetie.

Works everytime.