The thoughts, reflections and musings of an average Church of England Priest
Chartres to Sentamu:"I thought you were supposed to invite him!"
Sentamu: "no, lets go over this again, when the music stops you're supposed to sit down. Anyone would think nobody wanted this job."
"What do you want me to tell Welby?" Sentamu asked the empty chair. "I can't tell him to do that to himself ... you're getting as bad as Rowan ... of course we all know Rowan is the intellect of the Anglican Communion. Kind of a grin with a body behind it ..."Apologies to Clint Eastwood
Are you sure that was the right script? Send him away like that and tell him to get on with it?
"All together now.....oops, sorry thought I was in Rome"
"Well," said the Chancellor, "Somebody has farted and no one is going home until they own up."
On threeA oneA twoA threeee
Ready or not, we're coming!!!
Wot, no women ?
When did you last see your archbishop?
He was there a minute ago, honest!
The last supper re-enactment society realise someone is missing
Bugger (thought Sentamu),I bet I'm going to get stiffed with the bill again!
For those who don't know how they elect a new archbishop this is what happens:A. The send the candidate out of the roomB. One of those left in the room takes a sweetie and hides it in their hands.C. Everyone else holds their hands together as if they have the sweetie too.D. The candidate comes back in and has to, by the inspiration of the Holy Spirit, guess which person has the sweetie.Works everytime.
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