I really hope that this is a spoof but I have to say that having passed a church with a sign inviting people to their 'Eater Celebration' (you know who you are!) I have to assume that is perhaps a disaster waiting to happen if it hasn't for real.
When I first saw it, the OCD section of my being yelled, 'Where's the question mark?'
But hey ho - I know I'm sad (thinking of carrying Tippex and black Sharpie for apostrophe watch duties ;-)
Anyway - enjoy (if that's the right expression here):