The thoughts, reflections and musings of an average Church of England Priest
'Quick! Catch mother's glass eye before it gets dusty.'
Mama your Corgi appears to have done a whoopsi!
The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter, and it looks like the wizard is hiding underneath that robe...
What do you mean, it just fell out of the crown. Give it back now.
I saw a mouse!Where,?Under that chair!Under that chair?Rights there.Quick, clobber it before mater sees it and drops her speech!
Here puss!Ooh, isn't it adorable?Where's that Piece of string you usually have Camilla?
Not UKIP please, not UKIP.I want Gryffindor.
A whole Kit Kat and he didn't share a piece of it.Doesn't he know who my Mother is and who I'm going to be one day?
I told him to have breakfast!
What idiot decided on a new dance routine today? He 's shaken it all about before the in, out, the fool.
Stop him.He's got a wand!
No, wait a minute, I think the ferret's still in there!
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