The Vicar had to admit that it did say that he'd welcome donations for a "white Elephant' stall and that it was therefore only a matter of shade that was in question.
Everything was going so very well, until the Elephant chanced to see the Church Mouse - He was certain that he'd never be invited back to the Mother's Union again after the ensuing rumpus!
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The Archdeacon had no idea how he'd won the blesséd thing and even less ideas on how he was going to tell his wife he'd got a new pet!
The new Choir Master trumpeted their joy.
There was no choice - in the end synod had to deal with the elephant in the room.
The Vicar had to admit that it did say that he'd welcome donations for a "white Elephant' stall and that it was therefore only a matter of shade that was in question.
Since getting the elephant no one appeared to notice the Vicar's nasal hair problem!
Everything was going so very well, until the Elephant chanced to see the Church Mouse - He was certain that he'd never be invited back to the Mother's Union again after the ensuing rumpus!
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