Rowan to organise emigrant's passage to Rome

What a very clever old sausage Rowan Williams is, for apparently he's offered to set up a sort of 'Cook's Tours' organisation (with his jolly old mates RC plc) to ensure that everyone gets safely across the Channel and the Tiber.

This is an extremely sound move in that it would enable those leaving his jurisdiction to be sent off with a cheery wave and a blessing. Of course, he could also check suitcases (and pockets) to make sure that those journeying haven't inadvertently packed stuff that should have left behind, which makes it a rather clever move too!

Not only that, but before the ship sets sail Rowan would get to know who was actually engaged with talking to Rome and their secret negotiations would suddenly become rather public. Mind you, surely those who are dialoguing and planning their move are doing so in a very honest and open manner and so this will cause no issue with Rome or the disaffected.

What's that you say Sooty? it will!

Sadly the choices aren't as easy as some would think!