Hot of the press (thank you Phil for sending this) is a version of 'All things B&B' as a tribute to IKEA (or perhaps not!):
All things bright and u-ugly,
All features great and small.
All things self-assembly,
Ikea made them all.
Each little handy pencil,
Each brightly coloured bed.
Ikea made these structures,
For victims to lay their heads.
All things bright and u-ugly,
All features great and small.
All things self-assembly,
Ikea made them all.
The staff are beyond counting,
The Cafe's nearby.
Everything you need in,
The store that zombifies.
All things bright and u-ugly,
All features great and small.
All things self-assembly,
Ikea made them all.
The Christmas sale in winter,
The January clear out.
the broken vending ma-achines,
No one ever gets let out.
All things bright and u-ugly,
All features great and small.
All things self-assembly,
Ikea made them all.
There are adverts on the T.V,
With the slogon 'must end soon'.
All this brainwashing material,
Send many to their doom.
All things bright and terrible,
All features great and small.
All things self-assembly,
Ikea made them all.
2 comments:
But they have lovely punschrolls in the food dept. known as vacuun cleaners in Sweden,due to their shape.
Thanks for the series of "Other faiths in a nutshell" very informative.
Thanks for your post, glad the blog is proving to be helpful,
V
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