I wonder if it
would be possible to get Parliament to pass a measure that permitted clergy to
duff up (using a hardback copy of the ASB) all, and any, who greet them with
the words, "Christmas lights
are up - must be your 'busy' time, eh Vicar?"
For those of you who really do believe that the clergy only work 'for a couple of hours' on a Sunday and have a bit of a rush on during Easter and have Christmas as the 'busy time' let me try and set the records straight with a review of the 'set menu' that the Church calendar has brought/will bring this year:
For those of you who really do believe that the clergy only work 'for a couple of hours' on a Sunday and have a bit of a rush on during Easter and have Christmas as the 'busy time' let me try and set the records straight with a review of the 'set menu' that the Church calendar has brought/will bring this year:
January
Epiphany
Epiphany Services
Holocaust Memorial Day (27th Jan)
School events
School events
Teaching sessions
Holocaust service
Octet of Prayer for Christian Unity (starts
3rd Wednesday in Jan)
Eight days of praying and meeting together
Eight days of praying and meeting together
February
Preparation for Lent (with 3,2,1
before Lent observed)
Lent
Ash Wednesday
Lent Course begins
March
Lent continues (so do Lent courses!)
Mothering Sunday (not
'Mother's day' that great invention of card, chocolate and restaurant owners -
it's about 'Mother Church' first and then comes Mum and family!)
April
Easter
Palm Sunday
Tenebrae (service of 'shadows')
Tenebrae (service of 'shadows')
Maundy Thursday (Seder meal and 'stripping the altars')
Good Friday act of Witness
Three hour 'Watch' service
Easter Sunday (He IS Risen. Alleluia!!) - Dawn service,
usual time service, celebrations
May
Easter continues
June
Pentecost -
Church celebrates, 'Pentecost in the Park'
Trinity Sunday - Celebrates the Three-in-One and starts off .
'Ordinary Time' -
that 'Green' period where there are no major festivals and the Church settles
down into (extra) ordinary services each and every week!
July
Ordinary Time Continues
August
Ordinary Time Continues
(and the congregation vanish for Summer)
September
Ordinary Time Continues
(and the
congregation returns from Summer)
October
Ordinary Time Continues
Harvest
school services
church services
harvest suppers
harvest lunches
St Francis of Assisi (Our patronal
(ie 'church name') day)
November
Ordinary Time Comes
to an end (time to put away that Green
stole!)
Remembrancetide
Memorials,
Remembrance Sunday (coalesced with Armistice Day
this year)
School services
Teaching on Remembrance in schools, military and other
settings
All Souls
All Saints
Advent Approaches (4,
3, 2 Before Advent)
Christ the King - Last Sunday Service
for year 'B' of the liturgical calendar
December
Advent
Advent services
Advent Course
Christingle services
School Assemblies
Carol Services
Christmas meals
Christmas
Christmas Eve (Children)
Christmas Eve (Midnight)
Christmas Day Services
Now consider the fact that throughout the year there are,
relating to the church calendar):
Morning
prayer (every day)
Feasts and
festivals (saints and other days) - with communion
(I will post calendar of dates shortly)
(I will post calendar of dates shortly)
Midweek
Communion
Home
Communion
Sunday
Services (am and pm)
Prayer
services
Reflections
And lots of ‘ad hoc’ stuff generated by church members
(Praise God)
Actually – Christmas looks busy to those outside but is in
reality a pretty quiet (and extremely joyful) time – Easter is more emotionally charged and absolutely knackering by comparison – but all in all, it doesn’t let up from Advent 1 to Christ the King (the
liturgical year)
Pax
ps. I'm sure I've missed stuff in this 'off the top of my head' splurge - apologies for omissions and embarrassment at the errors :-)
5 comments:
Good suggestion for what to do with all those ASBs which churches somehow can't quite bring themselves to throw away...
(And you didn't mention school assemblies, every week of term)
Duly amended (and link added to blog list - loved the blog)
V
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You haven't mentioned the person who asks (in all seriousness) "Are you going away for Christmas, Vicar?"
One day I shall deploy that ASB!
No Elaine - I haven't (but they are on the list).
I think I will have to revisit the nice, naff and 'intersting' Christmas cards again this Advent too ;-)
Thanks,
Trust all getting back to whatever 'normal' is after latest upset (some nasty people out there)
Pax
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