The thoughts, reflections and musings of an average Church of England Priest
Suddenly David realised that there was no place for him after all and it was going to be a Lib-Lab pact all over again!
"Come on Dave, lets see how far we can throw him"
Shaking hands on our bet that Dave will not get an overall majority.
As Nick lead Gordon to the waiting tank David wonder to himself whether they'd bought enough Pirañas to do the job properly!
As quick as a flash David had dipped Gordon's pocket and had the front door keys of No. 10 away.Who said he wasn't moving in?
When the lights went back on David wondered whose fingerprints they'd find on the knife still remaining in Mandy's back.
Love them - cruel in places but funny!thanks,VWhere's yours A?
Pull the other one and see if it's got bells on too!
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Suddenly David realised that there was no place for him after all and it was going to be a Lib-Lab pact all over again!
"Come on Dave, lets see how far we can throw him"
Shaking hands on our bet that Dave will not get an overall majority.
As Nick lead Gordon to the waiting tank David wonder to himself whether they'd bought enough Pirañas to do the job properly!
As quick as a flash David had dipped Gordon's pocket and had the front door keys of No. 10 away.
Who said he wasn't moving in?
When the lights went back on David wondered whose fingerprints they'd find on the knife still remaining in Mandy's back.
Love them - cruel in places but funny!
thanks,
V
Where's yours A?
Pull the other one and see if it's got bells on too!
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