The thoughts, reflections and musings of an average Church of England Priest
Friday, 21 December 2012
The end date explained
For those expecting the end I think I might just have found the answer to it all: I've just found a jar of salad dressing in my 'fridge and it appears that indeed it is true, the 'end by date' is 21/12/12.
Notice on a juke-box in a pub: This machine will be turned off ten minutes before the end of time. I guess that's in order to give customers a chance to finish their prawn mayannaise sandwich and get out to the car-park where an alien space craft is waiting.
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I better check the date on my Hellmann's Mayo...
Notice on a juke-box in a pub: This machine will be turned off ten minutes before the end of time.
I guess that's in order to give customers a chance to finish their prawn mayannaise sandwich and get out to the car-park where an alien space craft is waiting.
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