Dear Santa - this year I'd like (1)

'The Traditionalist'

Boss sadly don't make this, but if they did I would have to guess it might be on the shopping list of every traditional church cleric in the land:

 This would address three issues that my traditional church colleagues complain about the most.

Imagine the bliss that being able, at the press of a pedal, to have the congregation stop talking during the distribution of communion and know that the choir and organ would be not only be performing  in unison but would be doing so at a speed that enables you to breathe between verses too (you know who you are).

Bliss!