Sunday, 27 March 2011

May 21st Rapture - Keeping your congregation

Here, in readiness for the 21st of May, we have purchased specially engineered 'anti-rapture' seating for our church building. Here's a  picture of one of the congregation trying one of the seats out for size:

Don't delay, buy them now before the need (and the congregation) disappears!

Come in a variety of colours and sizes to suit all of your congregation. Just click the seatbelt on and you're ready to keep on being church when the others have gone.

Making being left behind fun!


Ray Barnes said...

Are you sure it's not an ejctor seat?

Vic Van Den Bergh said...

An excellent suggestion for those oh so helpful church members, give them a leg up (so to speak)!