The 'a la carte' church
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I think this might be one of the most innovative ways of raising your Parish Share - look at the benefits:
No more tedious and trying sermons on tithing or being a cheerful giver!
Meets the Consumer Churchgoers where they feel most comfortable!
No more complaints about Church after the Service - You Want it? You Got it!
(If this doesn't get me a pointy hat I don't know what will*)
* showed it to the wife and she thinks it'll get me a straight-jacket and soft walled room!!!