Friday, 19 April 2013

Toddler Ten Commandments

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.

3. If it’s in your hand, but I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I wish I’d had it a little while ago, it's mine.

6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

7. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine

8. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.

9. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

10. If it’s broken, it’s yours. Unless you want it, then it’s mine again

1 comment:

Ray Barnes said...

Love it. All of human life encapsulated.