Dear Santa - this year I'd like (4): The Car

Ever been frustrated as the traffic builds up and that home Communion appointment gets delayed more and more? Roadworks on the way to the Crematorium causing stress?

This is the car to end all that - time for the clergy to get out there and get on the bell with this little beauty. Not only is it fast, it has class and even if the cleric isn't a head turner, the car certainly is.

make this standard issue and watch the vocations soar as petrol heads and poseurs alike beat their way to the Vicar's door to offer to take the Queen's shilling and get collared.

Having been asked whether it comes is a 'Vicar on call' sticker - the answer is that it comes with a great Old Testament warning: